Ninja-what?!?! Black Paisley Bow tie

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This is our classic black-on-black paisley bow tie reconfigured in the elegant pointed bow tie with a special little surprise on the back. Although we normally say that our OoOties can be worn almost anywhere, our lawyers are making us put a special warning on this tie based on beta user testing. We can't release the full details, but it went something like this:

[Scene: Max is playing with his dog, Mr. Spaghetti-O's in the OoOtie offices]
Max: Did you hear that?
Max: **cricket, cricket**
{{KATANA SLICE!!! SUPER JUDO KICK TO THE FACE!!}}
** SILENCE **
Max: What the what?! ... my face!
[End Scene]

[Scene: Max is hanging at a local bar and approaches]
Max: Did you know there was a Ninja on my neck tie?
Classy Lady: No. No I didn't.
Max: Of course you didn't! ITS A NINJA!
Classy Lady: Holy crap. I can't stand here. This is ninja country!
[End Scene]

Bottom line...be careful wearing this tie out and about. You've been warned.

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What happens when you put a pirate, a zombie, and a robot from the future in a room together for an epic, fight to the death (again?) Battle Royale? Well we weren't sure either...but turns out the Ninja wins.

100% Silk. Standard 2.5 inch reversible bow with the diamond cut and adjustable neck sizing as needed. Very limited edition.